birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
fuckin
crazy ass
bobbleheaded
tiny motherfuckin
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
dragon faced
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
look i know theyre all bamfs but the hoatzin is the bamfiest of them all
except maybe the lammergeier who has him beat on the style front
all birds need moustaches
(via im-12-and-what-is-this)
rufous hummingbird
(photos by turk images)

fairy-wren: empress brilliant (photo via lost in birding)


Marvelous Spatuletail and Aechmea mertensii [current correct binomial for Aechmea mucroniflora] - a bromeliad from the rainforests of South America, specifically Columbia
Loddigesia mirabilis and Aechmea mucroniflora, John Gould - ca. 1840
Aside from Birds of Paradise, these are some of the coolest lookin tails in the jungle.

His goal in life was to be an echo
The type of sound that floats around and then back down
Like a feather
But in the deep chrome canyons of the loudest Manhattans
No one could hear him
Or anything
So he slept on a mountain
In a sleeping bag underneath the stars
He would lie awake and count them
And the gray fountain spray of the great Milky Way
Would never let him
Die alone