I have no attention span

I cant stay focused on anything

did I mention I made some fucking bitchin soup the other day? cause I did

and then I got a concussion and a sprained ankle because my legs were too short to reach the bottom of a stair and everyone thought it was adorable, because that’s how concussions are, right

also here’s zoidberg

INK DEFENSE

collective-history:

Norman Bel Geddes’ Futurama, New York World’s Fair, 1939

(via sosungalittleclodofclay)

comedycentral:

Menacing Josh Romney

(Source: jamesjavier, via crushsmashkill)

comedycentral:

Futurama Fanarama: Professor Farnsworth Rendered in Horrific Detail

Good news, everyone! I’ll be haunting your dreams tonight!

Also, you just read this in my voice.

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xorglord:

Parasites Lost is such a great episode.

“No creature would willingly make an idiot out of itself!”

“Obviously you’ve never been in love.”

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goodreasonnews:

Elzar.

“And give it a generous blast from your Spice Weasel…”