I have no attention span
I cant stay focused on anything
did I mention I made some fucking bitchin soup the other day? cause I did
and then I got a concussion and a sprained ankle because my legs were too short to reach the bottom of a stair and everyone thought it was adorable, because that’s how concussions are, right
also here’s zoidberg
Norman Bel Geddes’ Futurama, New York World’s Fair, 1939
Good news, everyone! I’ll be haunting your dreams tonight!
Also, you just read this in my voice.
“And give it a generous blast from your Spice Weasel…”