I'll always be there. Watching. Waiting.
See: the result upon my boy of living in a small apartment with two cats. THIS IS THE EXTENT OF HIS CONVERSATIONS UNTIL WE GO OUTSIDE.
“YOURE A KITTY”
“IM GONNA USE YOU AS A TOWEL!”
“YOURE A KITTY”
“IM GONNA USE YOU AS A SLIPPER!”
“YOURE A KITTY! I LIKE KITTIES!”
It is the most inane thing ever, and I”m thoroughly convinced it’s because cats give off stupid rays that he’s susceptible to.
(Source: ampkiss, via im-12-and-what-is-this)